eBay

You can have
money,
security
and love
taken from you -
but never experience -
~ Nan Witcomb.

Mum: "Did you order anything from eBay?"
Bonez: "What? No."
Mum: "Are you sure? Then who's pink shorts are those that came in the mail?"
Bonez: "Wha- who's shorts? Where?"
*Mum points to a package*
Bonez: "They look like male shorts. Yep, I'm sure they're male shorts."
Mum: "But they're pink."
Bonez: "Maybe dad likes pink shorts."
Mum: "...Maybe your dad's gay."

I love you to death.