I'm okay, really.
Is it just me or is your friend's dad sharing dirty jokes with you wrong?
- I can't sleep with any doors open. No cupboards, nothing even slightly open.
- All lights out and power switches off when I go to bed. In fear that something may spark and burn the house down.
- I can't share anything liquidy with people. Eg. water, drinks, ice cream, ice cubes, etc.
- I must have individual cups and straws.
- No sharing utensils.
- I can't eat the parts that people have bitten off from something.
- I can't share anything edible with someone who's eaten meat in the past 24 hours.
- Organic shampoo only.
- Anti-bacterial soap only.
- No bandaids (allergy); hypo-allergenic adhesive strips, hypo-allergenic wound pads and iodine strips only.
- I won't consume anything that is a product of or contains pineapple or any traces of it.
- I won't use anything that has been animal-tested.
- Free-range eggs only.
- I won't go out of the house without deodorant and make-up.
- My shoes must match my clothes or discomfort will be the only thing on my mind throughout the whole day.
- Don't tell me it's perfect when I say it's not. 'Cause it's not perfect.
- I criticise my music heavily. If I get a wrong note, I must start from the beginning or I feel incomplete.
- I criticise my art heavily. Don't tell me it's already good enough when I spot a flaw. It's not good enough!
- The left side of my body must feel equal to my right. This means equal amount of make-up, accessories, etc.
- I HATE MY HAIR FLAT.
- My nails should always be long.
- Socks with boots. Always.
- School work must be in order, and books in locker must be in alphabetical order (according to subject)
- I have to skip two steps going up, and must take every step going down.
- I hate holding public hand railings, in fear that I may contract AIDs.
- iTunes library; every word must start with a capital. Featuring artists must be written in title, not in artists list. Title, artist, album name and album cover art are perfection priorities.
- EVERYTHING MUST BE IN ORDER.
- All lights out and power switches off when I go to bed. In fear that something may spark and burn the house down.
- I can't share anything liquidy with people. Eg. water, drinks, ice cream, ice cubes, etc.
- I must have individual cups and straws.
- No sharing utensils.
- I can't eat the parts that people have bitten off from something.
- I can't share anything edible with someone who's eaten meat in the past 24 hours.
- Organic shampoo only.
- Anti-bacterial soap only.
- No bandaids (allergy); hypo-allergenic adhesive strips, hypo-allergenic wound pads and iodine strips only.
- I won't consume anything that is a product of or contains pineapple or any traces of it.
- I won't use anything that has been animal-tested.
- Free-range eggs only.
- I won't go out of the house without deodorant and make-up.
- My shoes must match my clothes or discomfort will be the only thing on my mind throughout the whole day.
- Don't tell me it's perfect when I say it's not. 'Cause it's not perfect.
- I criticise my music heavily. If I get a wrong note, I must start from the beginning or I feel incomplete.
- I criticise my art heavily. Don't tell me it's already good enough when I spot a flaw. It's not good enough!
- The left side of my body must feel equal to my right. This means equal amount of make-up, accessories, etc.
- I HATE MY HAIR FLAT.
- My nails should always be long.
- Socks with boots. Always.
- School work must be in order, and books in locker must be in alphabetical order (according to subject)
- I have to skip two steps going up, and must take every step going down.
- I hate holding public hand railings, in fear that I may contract AIDs.
- iTunes library; every word must start with a capital. Featuring artists must be written in title, not in artists list. Title, artist, album name and album cover art are perfection priorities.
- EVERYTHING MUST BE IN ORDER.
- When I see lyrics typed incorrectly, or it is grammatically incorrect, I twitch.
- Bedroom doors must always be CLOSED.
- Bedroom doors must always be CLOSED.
- Movie titles and song titles must always be in italics.
- I recycle gum.
- I clean my belly bar every 30 minutes. Even while sleeping sometimes.
- I must always have a back-up lip piercing in case it gets confiscated or lost.
Typed some of my insecurities just to let you guys know how much of a freak I am.
Typed some of my insecurities just to let you guys know how much of a freak I am.
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