The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room

Please watch this. This video is both painfully hilarious and romantic.
The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room by Flight Of The Conchords.

"I really wanted to serenade you this song but...
I don't know how to tune a guitar."

Saturday:
Woke up at 8:10am. Got ready for work. Reached work at 11am.
Left work early at 12pm and headed for Ginifer station. Caught the 12:30 train with Let, Kevs, Treston, Chantel and Rainer.
Walked around MC and city. Ate food. Tram'd to MMA to pick up their VHC tickets. Went back to MC. Waited for Cindy to arrive. After, they all left to go back to MMA whilst I stayed behind at MC to wait for Michael.
While waiting, I went shopping for a skirt and felt nauseous the whole time. I ended up waiting 2.5 hours for him under the Clock. Shhhh, don't tell him though.
He caught me reading Catcher In The Rye and I copped shit for it. (In an imitating deep voice) "Oh that's sucha shit booooook" Shadap ya slaaarrrrttttt.
We walked towards Fed Square and we ended up chilling at the grassy, angular hill between Fed Square and the Ferris Wheel.
We laughed like no tomorrow. "Daaaaaannnngggg baaaaaannnngggg".
Talked like no tomorrow. "Wanna see my nigga-walk?".
Had fun like no tomorrow. "Ka-doosh" (I copped a punch to the head several times).
Mum called (4pm) and expected me to be back by 5pm to get ready for Cherz's 17th that night. Michael walked me to Flinders Station and we ran into Lee.
"Hey man, wait with us. Actually, wait, don't."
I got to Watergay's station and dad picked me up. 5pm.
Got ready for Cherz's. Drove to Yen's house and picked her up.
We drove to Cherz's, Point Cook's a long way away. We got to her house, 7pm?
Saw Michael again. "Long time, no see stranger."
Kb'd (kick-back'd) with everyone else with music.
He tried to serenade me with the guitar. Fail, it was out of tune. So when the Backstreet Boys' songs came on, he got up and did his boy-band thang. And when Aerosmith's I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing came on... (omgdies). He actually sang.
"Not bad, not bad. AMATEUR."
"Shut up bitch. It wasn't for you. It was for my boy Long..."
Ceebs going into further detail :)

Sunday:
I couldn't sleep the whole night.
Woke up to go church. I enjoyed it. No lie.
Had lunch at Hog's Breath with family and relatives. (My family and extended family aren't that big. There were like 7 of us altogether)
Walked around Watergay's with the family.
Got home. That was my day in a nutshell.

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"I can't believe I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. With a kebab. Ooohhhhhhh"